Strings

I just realized people as skinny as a string probably do not eat at all. ‘Cause if they do, they probably wouldn’t be as wiry as they are.

I eat by heaps and so undeniably, I am hefty, too. Life obviously, is fair.

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No strings attached. 42 names off my social network today.

Ironically, it would take a lifetime for me to convert them into pounds (as in lbs).

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I don’t get it. People around here show up when they’re actually sick but call in sick when they’re actually out on vacations.

Strangle them?

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;-)