Thursday, September 16, 2010

Facts of Life


My friend B says she’s fed up driving her bulky Isuzu Sportivo and longs for a smaller car instead. She walks into a mall and sees a huge Mitsubishi Montero on display and exclaims “Hala, mao ni ako gusto!

Huh?

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I wait for a taxi to come by after working my ass off for the last 15 hours and a relaxing taxi driver bugs me with “Asa man ka ‘day?”. Concealing my irritation, I calmly replied “Consolacion”. Suddenly out of nowhere, a lady butts in and proudly tells me “Way Lacion diri oy, didto ra sa unahan!” She was referring to the jeepney route.

Ouch!

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